Local Barista Deemed 'So Handsome, It's Even Ok For Tough Straight Guys to Admit It'
Written by Michael Litt
Reuters Newswire:
Greg H., a local barista at Nervous Dog Coffee Bar, was recently deemed 'so handsome it's even ok for tough straight guys to admit it'.
This designation is previously unheard of, especially among macho 'extreme sports' types. We decided to validate his award with a random 'guy on the street' interview:
Jackhammer operator Deke Jr., refilling his demanding pot belly with warm Miller Light in a beer-cozy-anyways-because-it's-his-lucky-one surmised :
'Yeah, that Greg dude is super foxy for sure.' He quickly added 'hold up, bro'- I think I left my football next to that lawnmower I was just rebuilding, need to go grab it before some chick throws it away. High five double fist bump, and you can call me Manfred Mann the Man that Can. Sorry about that 'chick' comment; I really respect a lot of broads, though, for real.'
Associated Press, May 2013
Reuters Newswire, May 2013
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